rumour:

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(via ruinedchildhood)

baby: a- a- a-
parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
baby: a- aaa- al-
parents: apple?? air??
baby: a- al- al-
baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

thepoetspace:

wzrdkelley:

wzrdkelley:

wzrdkelley:

i really can’t have any kids any time soon because when i get a good job, i need it to become my best dressed self

the ultimate version of me

kids will seriously fuck that up for me

i also want to be able to live

i also want a really cool pet that i can dress as well as me

Me & Kelley basically the same person.

(via survivngmythoughts)

deadrevolutionaries:

  • Periods aren’t a big deal for some people
  • Periods are extremely disabling for some people
  • Pain is subjective and it’s different for everyone
  • Stop arguing about this

(Source: emotionalhemophilia, via hellaannoying)

stockphotomodel:

boy: what dat mouf do? 

me: 

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YOU JUST FUCKINGG FUCKED MY MIND UP ILL NEVER UNSE THIS BULLSHIT. DO YOU KNOW MANY DISEASES ROACHES CARRY AND YOU PUT THAT MUHFUKA IN YO MOUF?!. I DOUBT YOU RAISED THAT ROACH.! LORD HAVE MERCY

(via manhubofficial)

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

(via errorr-404)